I'm Jasper the Great Dane.

I'm here because my owners are abandoning me for six weeks simply to fly off to Canada to visit relatives, as if mere humans are worth leaving me for! I decided to make myself available to them wherever they went so they wouldn't miss me too much. You know how owners are, they pine and feel guilty while they are away, well good, that's the kind of sentiment I like.

So as they fly off into the sunset, let them consider the chaos I am causing among their gardens and lawns in retribution for leaving me with an almost total stranger who, I hope, will get the blame for the damage I do! At least they didn't send me away from home, suckers!

There are lots of surprises in store for them, and you, as you wander through my site so come inside and play.